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Half-Assed Jingler Round Ornaments make a playful addition to a holiday tree or hanging decor. Adorned with adult-minded festive phrases, each wooden ornament features a round shape and a white wood slat finish. Distressed edges add a rustic touch, and the ornaments hang from red gingham ribbon. One ornament reads “Santa’s favorite hot mess,” one says “don’t be a half-assed jingler,” and one reads “the jolliest asshole,” each in a mix of red print and green script fonts. Each measures 3” in diameter by .25” deep. Please note: This item features a variety of designs which are each sold individually (not as a set). When you order the price break quantity of 12, you will receive 6 of each style. |
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